Women, beware the sluggard. Though his clothes are clean and he is fresh of scent, he is nowhere to be seen when you are in the midst of the muck and the grime with a shovel in your hand. Instead, look for a future spouse with the peach stained shoes and the hands covered in slime, for when you are in need he will always be there for you.
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| — | Scott Guenther |
